Thursday, August 15, 2013
Thursday's Shit I Don't Understand
Whats up with all the fall talk and give aways - good night nurse its still August - shut up! Soon after that you will be bitching its cold and you hate the snow.
I don't get women who come to work go into the public bathroom and then proceed to empty the entire contents of their make up case on the counter like its their personal bathroom at home. Stop taking over the sink - its not your vanity top!
Mean girls - not any one of you is more important or special that any other girl on the planet - knock it the fuck off.
Fat shaming/skinny shaming - see above and shut up!
Girls who insist on wearing leggings as pants - I don't care what size you are THEY ARE NOT PANTS - no one wants to see your ass checks or your taco put a tunic on with those!
Bad girls sip only champagne and cocktails - not beer, wine, sherry, mineral water, cafe latte, or Darjeeling tea. Think Martinis, Stingers,...
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