I've left again with a flashlight to find my even because I can't!

Better known as Thursday's Shit I don't Understand..

Gwyneth Paltrow good lord that women is such an uptight pretentious bitch.  Gwynie and her Goop can go stick it.. Personally I hope Martha Stewart hot glues you into oblivion - and I don't like her either so whats that tell you.

Using slang after you turn 25, you don't sound hip, you sound obnoxious. By the way bae really doesn't mean what you think it does - but you are actually calling your number 1 the Danish word for poop.  Go ahaed keep calling the love of your life that - I'll keep laughing like a 4th grade boy over it.

Radio stations that start playing Christmas music 24 hours a day 7 days a week - the day of Thanksgiving. No wonder I can't stand hearing any of it anymore.

That everyone on Facebook and Twitter suddenly have law degrees.

That the internet is STILL talking about Kim Kardashian's naked ass on the cover of Paper  - seriously it wasn't THAT impressive, we have all seen it on several other occasions. The meme's resulting from it however - pure GOLD.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Better known as Thursday's Shit I don't Understand:

Pink eye shadow - Yep I just do not get it. Lets face it pink and black are both number 1 when it comes to my favorite colors. I have seen lots of ladies pull pink eye shadow off and do it well. However, every single time I have tried to wear pink eye makeup I come off looking like I have a horrendous eye infection..

That would NOT look like that if I attempted it!



Jennifer Love Hewitt on Criminal Minds - yep last week was the first show of the new season and her first so maybe they just need to find the groove but I am not to sure I like this new twist. The feeling just seems different and "off". I will give it a few more Wednesdays to see if they all sync up. If not I may just watch the reshowings on TNT and CLOO just to see Shemar Moore..

Teresa Giudice's hair line...

Why is it so low??? I am not even going to get started on her Fraud convictions.....

Thursday's Shit I Don't Understand

1. How you can claim to be independent - yet you need every one to do things for you. You get pissed when people can't be at your beck and call and them emotionally put them through the ringer. Yet you claim to not need anyone and that no one EVER has been there for you.. Quiet honestly BULLSHIT.

2. While I am it I don't understand how you can always say "I'm trying my best and no one gives me credit for that" Possibly because no one else is allowed to say "oh I did my best" you let them know that it's good enough and them continue to beat them in the head and heart over everything.

3. How everything can be so black and white with you - when it comes to the rest of us - for you however the rules are so different, so many shades of gray with rules bent around you to serve your purpose and run your agenda.

4. If no one is ever there for you, maybe you should check out a mirror and discover why..

5. The entitlement you feel and get angry over when you realize the world doesn't owe you jack ... I know school screwed you over when every one always got ribbons and medals for having their shoes on the proper feet.  Now there is an entire generation who thinks their fecal matter doesn't stink.  I know your parents - you were not born a princess - suck it up buttercup. I promise, you do not fart glitter and rainbows!

6. Your perception that everyone is always yelling at you, talking snotty to you and disrespecting you is nonsense. When you give snotty you are going to get snotty back - and no we did not start talking you in that tone of voice either - you did. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.  Your tone with everyone is ghastly. We are not responsible for all your stress and bad times in life - you are.

Make the choice to be happy and get that baggage worked out while you are still young.  You can only let the past poison the future for so long then you have to stop pointing fingers take responsibility for your life and the decisions you made. Own your part of the "bad shit" and fix it.

Thursday Mashup

Thursday's in the blogging world have several different themes I decided to mash them all together so....

Thankful Thursday:

For my job - yes its intense, high stress sometimes long hours, but I love it and there really isn't anything else I'd rather do - except do this job and win the lottery.

Friends and family - Some of you keep me sane - thank you.

JCP.Com coupon codes and rewards - I scored 9 new bath towels for $4.00. I have no clue where all my bath towels went I used to have a ton of them. I think we have 4 left.

The Fall TV shows are back on the air - this and boots are about the only thing I look forward to with the season change. I used to look forward to the time change but that's been jacked around so much its not even worth it anymore.

Thursday's Shit I don't Understand:

People who are constantly running late - WTF? Learn better time management.

People who steal equipment from the gym - uh why? Oh and thanks asshole. Its a small gym and it is noticed when you take the 10 lb free weights.

Thursday's Shit I Don't Understand

Why people are STILL talking about Miley and the VMA's. Move on already they are way better things that went down on the VMA's - like the 25 minutes Justin performed..

Vanity plates - I confess 95% of the time I have no freaking clue what you are trying to say in 6 characters... WTF buy a bumper sticker. You can even have custom ones printed!

How people can get pissed at you for not helping them when they refuse to help themselves.

What motivated the first person to sell a used pregnancy test on Craig's list?
(Yes its really happening - Craig's List Pregnancy Tests)

This headline on E.com Tyra Banks Hides Her Famous Curves in Sexy Bikini Pic.
One day I either want to name OPI nail polishes or create E! online headlines.

The casting for the 50 Shades of Gray movie ... WTF?

Why I am tired - I went to bed at 9:30 last night slept til 6:15 this morning and I am STILL yawning my ass off..

Why was I not born rich - I'd be lovely at being wealthy I just know it...

Grills - or specifically why on earth all these pop stars and models are wearing them these days - isn't that so 1999??
 

Thursday's Shit I Don't Understand

Whats up with all the fall talk and give aways - good night nurse its still August - shut up! Soon after that you will be bitching its cold and you hate the snow.

I don't get women who come to work go into the public bathroom and then proceed to empty the entire contents of their make up case on the counter like its their personal bathroom at home. Stop taking over the sink - its not your vanity top!

Mean girls - not any one of you is more important or special that any other girl on the planet - knock it the fuck off.

Fat shaming/skinny shaming - see above and shut up!

Girls who insist on wearing leggings as pants - I don't care what size you are THEY ARE NOT PANTS - no one wants to see your ass checks or your taco put a tunic on with those!

Thursday's Shit I Don't Understand

LinkedIn - I just started using LinkedIn and keep expecting a feed like Facebooks. I don't get the layout. I supposed I will figure it out. I didn't much like Facebook when I started using it either. Any tips - send them my way please..

How come the wheel track on my mouse wears out after a year.. WTF Can't Microsoft design one that lasts longer.

How come I get the urge to clean house in the middle of the day when I am at the office and make lists of things to do once I get home. However I get there and anything on the list is the last thing I want to do.

Why is it that some people just seem to have non-stop drama in their life. Its just one thing after another. How exhausting and why must they drag others into it. Keep that shit to yourself, after awhile you wear people out.

Why is that 2 years after a root canal that tooth decides to start hurting...

What the hell happens to eyebrows in your late 30's - women's eyebrows disappear and men's decide they want to stand straight up and wave.. seriously what the hell?

Self tanner - no matter how careful I am or what prep I do I streak and get splotchy... The pictures do not do the leopard look justice....

Thursday's Shit I Don't Understand

Frozen lunches where there is more than 1 of the same item in the packaging yet it says its a serving of 2 - how are you splitting that shit up?

This whole Paula Deen scandal - I have read the complaint and all 149 pages of her deposition and all I can say is OMG seriously Paula? I get she's busy and really isn't involved with either restaurant, but its a clear case of the right hand has no clue what the left hand is doing. I get the whole raised "old school" in the south but shit. Don't even get me started on her brother Bubba - that man is just scum.

The name North West ... say huh, um ok. Yes they have explained it and why but still ... I do like the nickname Nori.. Their name of choice has spawned a bunch of jokes - my favorite being that Kim vagina is now being renamed the North West Passageway..

Why weekends are not 3 days long all the time. I really need a Saturday part 2 tossed in there.

People who say they wished they had time to get fit/workout but they are SOOOO busy, then spend 5 hours sitting on the couch every night watching TV. Either get up and do something about it or shush. You don't get to complain you hate being overweight sitting on your ass filling your mouth full of Cheetos.

I don't understand how someone can defend a persons "right" to say things that are offensive to an entire race of people and 3 facebook posts later state "May God have mercy on America" over the Supreme Courts ruling today in regards to same sex marriage.  I do believe I read somewhere your higher power is against ALL kinds of hate, You and Fred Phelps will figure that out one day I suppose.

What has you confused today???