So What Wednesday

Woke up this morning and it had a Friday feel to it.... nothing fucks up your Friday more than realizing it's Wednesday - unless its actually Monday :-)

So what:

Its the end of February - its too cold and an end of the month snow storm from hell doesn't sound like fun... Take some meds mother nature, you have issues and have now screwed my weekend road trip... bitch.

I'm ready to pull out sandals and plan a vacation..

If typing "lippy's" is easier than typing out lipstick - this is not a text message, you are over the age of 25 and you sound ridiculous.

If you think I have to explain where I am going... I don't - last I checked I am a grown ass woman.....

If that is how you have always done it, it is in fact incorrect.

If you think you can get mad at me for not being able to participate in your last minute plans. I'm tired of the last minute shit - I plan a good deal of things and actually schedule appointments. I don't want to cancel just because you always ask for things at the last minute. I look unreliable then, when in fact your the flaky one.  

So What Wednesday

That is late - that's the story of my life ... day late dollar short whomp whomp.

Tomorrow I have to get up at the ass crack of dawn to have my daughter up to the hospital for surgery .. man I hate morning - I really hate the ass crack of dawn..

That I am a bit sassy and a lot smart assey today..  Apparently the older I get the more prominent that gets.. meh I'd rather be the little old lady when people see her they think shit whats she up to now as opposed to aww what a sweet old lady.

If you don't "get me" you don't have to actually - not everyone will... I may not "get you" either pumpkin.  I'm not every ones cup of tea - I'd rather be a shot of tequila anyhow..

That I am unplugging this weekend - sometimes it get to be to much and you need to shut down, shut off and just be. Life pulls you into way to many directions and just because you CAN be connected to everything all the time doesn't  mean you SHOULD be.. Just like just because the pants zip doesn't mean they FIT ;-)

Some times I think everyone forgets that I spend most of every single day connected to both the internet and social media from 7 am to just about 10 pm. Between work and then my own social activities that's a freaking LOT of time. I get tired, I get worn out then I feel cranky, so I disconnect.. So I plan to do just that for most of this weekend except when I have paperwork to do for a Monday morning meeting..

So What Wednesday

So what I can't find the regular graphic for So What Wednesday - apparently its not on this pc..

So what its winter - I'm sick of cold and snow. Its day 2 of being snowed in - we got 14 inches in 24 hours with more coming Friday....

So what I can't move where its warm anytime soon - but I can dream of my back yard being the actual beach .... in Hawaii.

So what that its not nice - at the end of this some summer the "bring on boots and sweaters" bitches get throat punched - just kidding .... maybe

So what the Broncos lost last Sunday's game .... fan for life. They still had a KICK ASS season. They MADE it to the Super Bowl - did your team?

This is whats making me laugh the last two days:

So What Wednesday

That it is January - I'm sick of freaking freezing - I'm not saying it has to be 70 out but could it be more than 20??

So what if you have a fancy title - you still have to follow procedures, you my dear are NOT special I don't care what you think you're just not.  Next time you don't follow the process I am ignoring your request for a few hours. I have explained the steps twice now.

So what if I walk funny today - I killed that workout yesterday as your ass sat on the couch eating a bag of chips and a jar of cheese dip watching The Bachelor you have DVR-ed

If this is late - its been a heck of a morning around here... shaping up to be one of those weeks..

If I want a double cheese burger and fries for lunch ....... Salad is on the menu LOL

So What Wednesday

I have been MIA the first half of the week, sorry I have been running non stop since last Friday..

So What:

If there are 2 weeks before Christmas, I have a calender I know this retailers stop emailing me this information your stressing me the hell out.

If you think the Star Wars toys all over my office are silly - I like them.

If its December - I am sick of being cold already!!

If its the way you have always done it, its wrong and shouldn't be done that way.

If you think your snide comments are cute, you really are just bitchy.
 

So What Wednesday

So what:

If you think Santa shouldn't be escorted by fighter jets. NORAD is the one who tracks Santa - they are Military and frankly its cool as hell.. take a Xanax and shut up. (yes there really is a group of people pissed off about the picture on the Santa tracker of Fighter jets escorting Santa)

If you like that freaking camel - I'm sick of him.

If you think my interest in the Royals (not the baseball team) and their history is silly.  I don't get your fascination with owls, tea pots ETC....

If we don't decorate a tree for Christmas - its just the 2 of us anymore and its a small living room!

Wednesday's funny...

So What Wednesday

So What if:

Its November - I HATE the cold. I hate winter coats, hats and gloves.  Cute boots are the ONLY saving grace for me for the colder weather.  I need new ones though and have not been able to find any I like so far.

I don't care that its not "PC" I sometimes have to roll  my eyes at all the "I need prayers please" all over facebook for things like I have acid reflux...

I don't care bitstrips are the newest thing, they are driving me nuts all over the feed. Yes I blocked them, but that does you no good if the user saves them to an album then uploads them... Most of them are NOT funny.

I am not your cup of tea, I'd rather be a shot of tequila anyhow.





This is the first season I have watched the Voice after the Blinds.  I usually just watch those then cancel my DVR recording when those are over. I am not sure why I decided to continue to watch, I am glad I did though. I must say this has been my favorite performance so far... Holy crap can this girl sing!

So What...

Woooohoooo its Wednesday...

So What If .....


I am over the red hair already. Yep I miss being blonde.

If I wore Nikes to the office today - my knees are killing me - dress shoes were OUT.

If Aztec leggings are IN - I think they look "off".  Same with the "bow shirts" those look like you are sporting genitalia on your back.. I had hoped by now that trend was over.

If I just jumped on CandyCrush - I was bored and surfing games in the Play Store and decided to download it.

If our complex has a gym  - I am still wanting a REAL gym membership at a place where the equipment is taken care of and doesn't walk out the door with a douchbag.


What are you so what about this Wednesday?

So What Wednesday & Lil Man's Birthday Month!!

If you think you're charming ...  that only gets you by for 15 minutes after that you better know something.

If you were the 'it' thing in high school - its now the real world and they don't care.

If the weather guy is just reporting what the computer models say - when he tells me its going to snow May 3rd I get to flip him off... Today its 80 ... The end of the week its this...... May freaking 3rd - yes i'm seriously unhappy about it!!

If I have been saying I was going to Spring clean the last 2 weeks in a row, Springs not over - heck based on this weeks forecast Mother Nature's keeping it hostage!

If I am a grown women - a Darth Vader potato head still needed to be on my desk in my office!!



Its May 1st witch brings up to lil man's birthday month - I can't believe how fast this last year has gone by - seems like just yesterday his mama was still pregnant.

Today when the city tested the tornado sirens I was reminded of last year when I had taken Peep (lil man's mama - I have called her Peep for years) to Walmart and a tornado had been spotted - we were stuck in the bathroom for over an hour. All I could think of was please don't go into labor in here with a tornado landing.  She was 9 months pregnant at the time and every time they would get ready to call all clear the sirens would go off again.

Lil Man an hour old - he stole my heart immediately

Little Man at 10 months - taken 3/30/13